Wal-Mart jokes

x-Random_Princess-x · 03-17-2009, 06:41 PM

I found this on another forum, I thought I might share it with you all =).
Feel free to add other ones if you wish!

1;; Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf.

2;; Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3;; Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price.

4;; Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices".

5;; When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6;; Start a fish stick fight.

7;; Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8;; (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9;; Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.

10;; Slip a bra and a lacy pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart
(just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him).

11;; Attempt to fly off a high shelf [(I'll add a bit to this one) screaming "GOD GAVE ME WINGS!!!"].

12;; Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

13;; Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.

14;; Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.

15;; Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

kkere4lyfrandom · 04-14-2009, 08:24 PM

16;; Tell an employee that a womens waters broken [After you through water down that isle]