Hoopy

I'll order some honey and lemon, please. I'll be back in a moment for it.

Ursa_major

You heard the lady, Spetimus. Do your stuff.



I see you have your preferred "location", Ace.

sloweye

Mug of your best P.G. please Septimus
*crosses fingers, if Merlin can servive poison i'll risk it*

thanks Ursa, vending is ok but you cant beat Septimus for a hot bevie


(B.R.B)

Ursa_major

It's Spetimus, actually, but I think it likes being called Septimus, so feel free.


(Being a perfect copy of Septimus, Spetimus has this odd idea that it's the original.)

sloweye

Im sorry, Spetimus it is.

TheEndIsNigh

Slick. It was Slick I tell you. He had it in for me and I got the feeling he wasn't happy with all those others that had tried to kill of it's master.. Jim was it.

He as much as told me that you lot were all next if he got past me.

He had an evil look to him and no mistake.

I blame myself I tell you. I tried to reason with him. I tried to get him to calm down.

Wanted to give him a good home.

I should have just let him have it and gone home for a nice cup of tea.


Incidentally I note note one has commented on the accuracy of my predictions about the End. However I can't resist even in these trying times a quick -

I told you so.

Though of course this is just a shallow pre courser manifestation of the End That Is To Come.

(Stay cheerful that's what I always say. Look on the bright side, things could be worse, chin up. Anyone for tiffin etc.)

sloweye

SSSSSSHHHHH!!!!

Dont jinx this one to TEiN

the ace

Yes, OR and glad of it too. Even if it's only a slogan for a certain fizzy drink.

Ursa_major

We'll have to be careful. TEIN may very well be pie-eyed.


(And I wasn't making a tart comment, honest.)

TheEndIsNigh

Well Sloweye I have already noticed the problem with ispell chaecker and the backspace button sending you off into the wild blue yonder.

They are related. MAybe there are some 'unatural relationships' deep down in their family tree.