Funny SMS Jokes

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:46 PM

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message(you)

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:47 PM

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:48 PM

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:49 PM

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:53 PM

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:53 PM

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat\'s how u...eat an ice cream!.:P :P :P Sick minded

Alien · 09-27-2008, 05:56 PM

Q)What is the difference between your brain and an alien?
A)Both don\'t exist

Another one

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Alien · 10-02-2008, 07:54 AM

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

Alien · 10-02-2008, 08:08 AM

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Luv makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above.......

So always Brush ur Teeth. :P

Alien · 10-02-2008, 08:10 AM

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS!

LOLZ! :P