Alien

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, \"Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!\"

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, \"Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!\"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, \"Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!\"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$3000.

The Japanese exclaimed, \"Wah... so expensive!\"

There upon, the driver yelled back, \"Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!\"