As they said on top gear, it must be better to burst through the Pearly gates,backwards, in a burning sports car shouting " YES, I'M HERE. WHERES THE WOMEN! " than being wheeled in with a tube up your nose.
So, TEIN, are you implying that you know how much time we have left? If that's the case then perhaps you could just save us the trouble and tell us how we're all going to our demise.