Revoke Bush's edict that all documents from past and present administrations are to be deemed "Classified: Top Secret" and perhaps bring his administration up on charges for the stuff they've done illegal during the current administration.
Wwydi you knew of somebody using your name as a former employer/landlord and you can't be either?
Infiltrate the human race for my own devious purposes. (and who says I'm not?)
What would you do if your loving little dog bit a chunk outta your hand?