The Master™

And with two kids, I would have thought you'd want to make yourself fitter...

Mark Urpen

Fitter for what, Master? They'd run me ragged regardless of how fit I was. My daughter makes a hyper-active chinchilla on speed look positively sluggish!

The Master™

You'll need to chase after the little darling... And pretend to be a horsey!!!! And climb through little jungle-gyms to capture her...

Can't you get a very large mouse wheel, and use her to power your household electrics...

Mark Urpen

The chasing game is the first thing we play every night when I get home from work. It inevitably ends up with me pretending (well OK then, half pretending) to collapse exhausted on the floor, whereupon she clambers onto my back and I then have to traipse all over the house pretending to look for her, as naturally I can no longer see her! She, of course, directs the search by prompting which rooms to search in!

The mouse wheel is a Master stroke! (Excuse the pun. ) I'll start building one straight away.

The Master™

Ah, those wonderful hours of playing "where's the kiddy"... Under blanket, behind the very small chair, stood behind you, invisible behind thier hands!!!

And the fight to get them into the nightly bath... "No like bath!!!"

The struggle to tackle them out of their clothes and the rush to catch them before the LARGE teddy ends up in the bath!!

Lacedaemonian

Mark you should change your avatar to one of the illustrations from your books.

Am I the only masterbator?

dwndrgn

I wouldn't think so. Just the only one who considers it exercise

caladanbrood

I was considering getting a tattoo. But not really seriously. I will admit to having a Thor's Hammer pendan thing, but no futher than that


I do very little exercise (well, as little as possible) Now I've got a provisional license, I don't even have to cycle to the nearest general stores when I want anything, so even less exercise than previously. And yet, despite this, I still have a prefect, toned physique. Honest!

Lacedaemonian

My forearms are massive April.... I am built like a small shed but the muscle is slowly but surely turning to fat. A sad state of affairs, a real shame I can not summon the energy to slow down the slide into the village fat man.

Morning Star

I benchpress and I have tattoos on both biceps.


It makes me feel like a big man.