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3 people where trying to get a yob. One was Flemish, one was Dutch and one was French. To test their english they had to make a sentence with the words:green, yellow and pink.

The flemish guy says: The grass is green and on the gras there was a yellow spider eating some weird pink vegetables.
The dutch guy says:This morning I walked past the coffeeshop and I saw some green pink and yellow people in there.
The french guy says: try to imagine a french accent)This morning I heard:' green, green.' I pink up ze pheun and I say :' Yelluw'

Silk

Mark Urpen

*Sniggers*

Cailleach

Tssskk...

Leto

Stalker

OK, one more comparative anecdote:
Telling the story of the way people of different nations visit the party...
The Englishman walks to the party with the cigar and the stick,
The French goes there with his wife
The Jew goes with the cake
The Russian with the bottle of vodka in the pocket

Now our heroes return from the party:
The Englishman walks back home with the cigar and the stick
The French goes home with somebody else's wife
The Jew goes home with the cake
The Russian with shiner over his left eye

What does each of them think?
The Englishman: well the party was pretty nice, and I hope I've shown myself from the best side in that lovely society!
The French: Well, I wonder, with which lucky bastard my wife has left the party?
The Jew: I was really fortunate this day - I ate and drank for free, and I even managed to take my cake with me!
The Russian: All right, they have beaten me, cowards, but I managed even more I broke all their furniture!