The Master™

Okay, here is a thread for you to confess the strangest thing about YOU!!!

I thought I'd start things off with mine... I cook A LOT, and always (for cutting, chopping, etc) use a cleaver (picture below)... And the strangest thing is that my wife said that I was attached to the thing, almost like Gollum was to "The Ring of Power", so since then it has been called PRECIOUS...

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Esioul

Should I be very scared by that?

Strangest thing about me... there's lots of things.. um, odd obsessions, like archaeological things, and opera, and knitting, and gardening. And apparently I have a very weird laugh. And everyone thinks my obsession with buying shoes is weird too.

knivesout

The strangest thing about me...well, I have double-jointed thumbs. Apart from that I'm not strange at all. Promise.

I, Brian

I've got those, too.

Strangest things - perhaps my experiences and dreams. I wrote a lot of that into my writing. Calling it fiction always seemed safer.

Esioul

I want double jointed thumbs, but I don't have anything nice and weird like that. I've been thinking about dying my hair pink or blue, though.

The Master™

If we are talking about weird body parts...

I have (sort of) doubled jointed shoulders... I can dislocate and re-insert - just have to be careful or I get something trapped... Painful!!!

I can also get both arms high up my back that I look like I've had my arms severed at the elbows... Once made my grandmother pass out, 'cos she thought I'd had an accident!!!

knivesout

Say, wouldn't that be useful for escaping from prison and stuff?

erickad71

Is it wierd that I'm scared of heights, and yet I like to ride in airplanes and rollercoasters?

Esioul

Well, I'm scared of heights and I like horse riding... I hate aireoplanes, they terrify me, hurt my ears and make me sick.

**Elentari**

i'm just too weird to describe... but the weirdest/funniest thing about me is that lately i say very very weird things that make no sense. for examlpe:

* i was sitting with a friend in a pub, and hit my elbow on a wall. my friend said "don't break yourself!", and my perfectly natural response was "don't worry! i'm made of wood!". i still have no idea why i said that...

* instead of saying "i'm just gonna change clothes", i said "i'm just gonna change colors"

* "the hair on my legs glows in the dark" (i don't even remember why i said that, but my friends refuse to forget about it).

oh, the things i learn about myself when i open my mouth...